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Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv show, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best. This is not an exhibition. This is a no-holds-barred competition. The audience determines the winner each week via secret ballot. The winner returns the following week to defend their title against a new challenger. Thursday's at 10:00 pm
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| JUST AND Dunks DUCHOVNY's Domination November 21, 2024 |
| In a staggering turn of events, indie darlings and former Cage Match Champion hopefuls JUST AND took the title from reigning champs DUCHOVNY. Things are heating up as the season winds down. But there's no time to catch your breath Cage-a-maniacs, because next month the Championship begins! But first, JUST AND has to take on former UCB Harold team CHRISTOPHER BASKETBALL. It's two on eight in this pickup game--hope both teams key it up! |
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| DUCHOVNY Dominates, Ends VERY GOOD Run October 28, 2024 |
| DUCHNOVNY stormed the stage and took the win last Thursday, abruptly ending VERY GOOD BOYS' run. VERY GOOD BOYS, who a week earlier had taken the championship and along with all of our hearts, gave a very good performance--but it was DUCHOVNY's trademarked style of controlled chaos that ultimately won over the rowdy crowd of Cageamaniacs. A gentle reminder to our expansive readership: Cage Match will be presenting a special Halloween performance of the the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW next week--so you'll have to wait until November to find out if DUCHOVNY is able to hold on to their title as they go up against scrappy upstarts JUST AND. We'll see you in the Arena--same cage time, same cage theater. |
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| VERY GOOD BOYS Have Very Good Set October 21, 2024 |
| The lights on Cage Match Way were dimmed last Thursday as another team had its blazing hot run ended last Thursday. CLINT, who for the past seven weeks enchanted and delighted us with their quirky mix of mad cap wittiness and fanatic religious devotion, had their run ended by a quadrio wild merrymakers--VERY GOOD BOYS. Indeed, VERY GOOD BOYS lived up to their name and led the audience a comedic journey that ultimately netted them the win. Come back next Thursday to follow the wild misadventures of VERY GOOD BOYS and come back for our championship to see if CLINT takes the big trophy. Also, a ghost revealed that Fun Boy Randy canonically has three testicles. |
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| Tournament of Duos Roars in its Final Round September 25, 2024 |
| For the past two weeks, Cage Match has paused its regular season to bring you an epic special festival of improvised twin-fisted dyadism: CAGE MATCH DUO! For the past two weeks, eight--count 'em, EIGHT--two person teams have gone head-to-head-to-head-to-head to find out who is the ultimate comedic duo. This week, the final two teams will engage in the ultimate battle and only one will walk away a champion. WHO WILL BE THE TERMINAL TWOPROV TEAM? Find out this week--same Cage time, same Match theater. |
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| Caped Cretin Causes Chaos, Kills Cuckley August 25, 2024 |
| Last Cage Match was a bittersweet mix of joy and sorrow as, beneath the blistering arc lights and rapt attention of a sold out audience, long-time host Chuck Cuckley was tragically struck down by a hitherto unseen assailant. The brazen attack was committed by a caped villain who gave his name as Duke Rascal and whose flashy showmanship was matched only by his hatred of improv. After striking down Cuckley with a Scripted Three-Act Drama Death Touch, Rascal left the stage without further incident. Fun Boy Randy, the other host, witnessed the event but did nothing to stop it. He later commented, "I had just eaten almost an entire sandwich, so I was in no shape to save anyone's life." Cuckley is survived by his wife, Taramarianalunicinda, and her boyfriend, Chad. Aside from the public murder, the rest of the show was a veritable whirlwind of excitement as up-and-comers Siblings put on an incredible show and almost beat champs Clint. Unfortunately, "almost" is the key word here, as Clint also pulled off an incredible feat of improvery and managed to defend their title--by the narrow margin of only four votes! Truly anything can happen in the Cage March Arena, concrete jungle what dreams are made of! Donations to the Cuckley family can made at 242 E 14th St this Thursday at 10pm. |
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| CLINT Clinches Win as Tiptoe is Toppled August 16, 2024 |
| Both teams extracted hearty guffaws from the excited crowd but in the end there can only be one winner--and, in twist of fate that could have been conceived by the Greek gods of legend, TIPTOE's Cage Match run was cut short by the comedic machinations of indie darlings CLINT! Further excitement was added to the evening the mysterious appearance of Gene, an improv coach from the future. Gene was attempted to train a mysterious audience member named Maya to save the future from a complicated series of events--but ultimately Maya vanished! Come back next week to see Clint go up against the mighty comedy of Siblings--and to see if Maya will return! |
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| LAKE Drained as TIPTOE Triumphs August 2, 2024 |
| After a staggering seven win run, the tide went out for THE LAKE AT DAWN. LAKE, known for its blustering bravado and devil-may-care style of play, was done in by UCB house team TIPTOE. Though LAKE put up a mighty effort, they were ultimately trounced by the comedic haymakers lobbed during TIPTOE's Spokane. LAKE will return for playoffs at the end of the season, while TIPTOE will return next week. Is another Spokane in our future? The only way to find out is BE THERE! See you in the Arena! |
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| PIE TOWN says, "Bye, Town," as THE LAKE AT DAWN Dawns New Era June 7, 2024 |
| Beloved indie darlings PIE TOWN, who three weeks ago ended SLOP's marathon 9-win run, had their own run ended by scrappy up-and-comers THE LAKE AT DAWN. Both teams introduced themselves with synchronized statements, which were described as, "like a drunken night at a cabin," by one onlooker and, "like drowning," by another. This madcap energy carried over to both sets, prompting many a delighted giggle and guffaw from the amazed crown. But in the end, THE LAKE AT DAWN prevailed and will return next. Is the beginning of a new multi-show run? Or will ZEBRA nip this budding dynasty before it blooms? There's only one way to find out! Tickets are on sale now! |
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| New Champs PIE TOWN End SLOP Streak May 24, 2024 |
| After nine wins and 225 season total votes, SLOP's seemingly unstoppable run was halted by challengers PIE TOWN. Before a sold out crowd of rowdy onlookers, SLOP held their own with a mighty set, but it was hungry upstarts PIE TOWN who won the day with blistering mix of wit and ribald. What further comedic stylings does PIE TOWN hold for us? Come back next week--same time, same place--to find out! And fret not, SLOP-heads: with 9 wins, SLOP is guaranteed a spot in the championship! Remember fans, this is CAGE MATCH--anything can happen! |
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