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| Slop Snags Success as Regular Season Resumes May 11, 2024 |
| After last week's sold out exhibition match, Cage Match resumed its regular season with yet another sold out show! Returning champs SLOP faced off against scrappy challengers BIRDIE & DUSTY, while another match brewed in the audience between Knicks fans and Celtics fans. Ultimately SLOP defended their title and the audience put aside their basketball-related antagonism to enjoy the show. Also at half-time, a dude in a trench coat told a dude in a bathroom that he slept with everyone's parents. Truly anything can happen at Cage Match! |
| Posted by Fun Boy Randy link |
| And We're Back! May 6, 2024 |
| Fresh out of a time portal from the year 2121, hosts Fun Boy Randy and Chuck Cuckley have ushered in a new explosive age of Cage Match at UCB's new theater on East 14th Street. Inaugurating the new era, superstar teams THE STEPFATHERS and WHAT I DID FOR LOVE went head to head in the Arena with a jaw-dropping exhibition match and brought not only a supernova of comedy but also what may be the finest pre-fight statements the world has ever seen. When the dust settled, THE STEPFATHERS took the exhibition champion title, but everyone was a winner--especially the sold-out crowd in attendance. Join us next week when our regular season resumes, every Thursday at 10pm. We'll see you in the ring. FBR/CC |
| Posted by Fun Boy Randy & Chuck Cuckley link |
| 2020 Season Records Update February 28, 2020 |
| Hello Cage-a-Maniacs! You may have noticed the 2020 season team win/loss records do not appear as properly tallied on the site at the moment. An update to correct the issue is expected soon. Thanks! |
| Posted by link |
| Congratulations to Here & Queer! January 31, 2020 |
| Congratulations to Here & Queer for winning the 2019 Cage Match Tournament of Champions! Here & Queer outscored The Lawfirm, giving them their first Championship. The team cut down the net in their "One Shining Moment" and enjoyed room temperature Nachos BellGrande® in front of a sold out house of delighted Cage-a-Maniacs. Both teams had great shows and we all set a new attendance record of 18,000. What a night! |
| Posted by J.B. the Bookie and friends link |
| Historical Tournament Tie and Surprise Instant 5-minute Playoff! January 10, 2020 |
| Last night's audience full of Cage-a-Maniacs witnessed a historical first Cage Match Tournament of Champions TIE SCORE! Two wonderful 25-minute sets by Rumpleteaser and then by My Momma's Biscuits produced a tie score of 41 to 41. After all present recovered from the shock of the unprecedented moment, both teams happily agreed to perform additional 5-minute sets right then and there, followed by another audience vote. The second vote result was 41 to 34 with My Momma's Biscuits advancing to the Semifinals round. Thanks to the audience for staying a bit longer for the bonus fun, to both teams for the good attitudes and creating four amazing shows, and extra-special thanks to everyone working at UCBT last night for doing all the surprise extra work that made the bonus round go so smoothly. |
| Posted by J.B. the Bookie and Friends link |
| 2019 Tournament of Champions Schedule December 6, 2019 |
| The official 2019 Cage Match Tournament of Champions schedule is here! 12/12 - The Stepfathers (1) v. The Law Firm (8) 12/19 - Here & Queer (2) v. Branded Silk (7) 12/26 - Non-Tournament Holidays Spectacular Cage Match - Jews v. Christians 1/2 - Airwolf (3) v. The Curfew (6) 1/9 - My Momma's Biscuits (4) v. Rumpleteaser (5) 1/16 - Semifinal: 2/7 v. 3/6 1/23 - Semifinal: 1/8 v. 4/5 1/30 - FINAL Get your tickets now! Tix here: https://www.ucbtheatre.com/show/25 And an extra special Cage Match commendation to the wonderful team Just And which is a true 2019 qualifying Champion but is unfortunately unavailable for part of the Tournament. We will all enjoy seeing them up again soon at Cage Match, early in the coming 2020 season! |
| Posted by J.B. the Bookie and friends link |
| Congratulations to Grandma's Ashes! January 25, 2019 |
| Congratulations to Grandma's Ashes for winning the 2018 Cage Match Tournament of Champions! Grandma's Ashes outscored The Stepfathers 96 to 62, giving them their first Championship. The team cut down the net in their "One Shining Moment" and enjoyed room temperature Nachos BellGrande in front of a sold out house of delighted Cage-a-Maniacs. Both teams had great shows and we all set a new attendance record of 14,407. What a night! |
| Posted by JB the Bookie and Chugger Deets link |
| 2018 Tournament Schedule December 2, 2018 |
| 12/06 - The Stepfathers (1) vs. Funky Hard Beats (8) 12/13 - Promises (2) vs. Here & Queer (7) 12/20 - Grandma’s Ashes (3) vs. The Law Firm (6) 12/27 - Jews vs. Christians 1/3 - Current Ex-Boyfriend (4) v. Rumpleteaser (5) 1/10 - Semifinal: 2/7 vs 3/6 1/17 - Semifinal: 1/8 vs 4/5 1/24 - FINAL |
| Posted by JB the Bookie and Chugger Deets link |
| TIE! August 20, 2018 |
| Last week's Cage Match between returning champ Too Damn Much and challenger Promises ended with a tie score! Wowza! Official Cage Match Rule Number 9 states, in relevant part, "In the event of a tie, there will be a rematch the following week." So this coming week's bout will be a Cage RE-Match between these two great teams. Come see Too Damn Much and Promises at it again this Thursday at 11:00 P.M.! This is the first tie score at Cage Match since the March 10, 2005 contest between America! and Krompf. View the historical score and see which team won the rematch here: http://www.cage-match.com/index.php?option=scores&season=2005 |
| Posted by Uncle Eddie and Chugger Deets link |
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