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Rankings for the 2025 Season
TEAM RANKINGS BASED WIN/LOSS/TIE RECORD
1. Go Dummy! 11 - 1 - 0
2. Hoopty 6 - 1 - 0
3. Spaghetti 2 - 0 - 0
4. The Prophecy 2 - 1 - 0
4. Steven and Patrick 2 - 1 - 0
4. Hell Yeah! 2 - 1 - 0
7. Full of Bones 1 - 1 - 0
7. Michael & Justin 1 - 1 - 0
7. Mercy Santos 1 - 1 - 0
7. Up to No God 1 - 1 - 0
11. Clippy 0 - 1 - 0
11. Hundred Hand Slap 0 - 1 - 0
11. sCoors Light 0 - 1 - 0
11. Big Whoop 0 - 1 - 0
11. The Library 0 - 1 - 0
11. Cole Steele: Private Eye 0 - 1 - 0
11. No Panties 0 - 1 - 0
11. Scottsdale 0 - 1 - 0
11. Lil Faithful 0 - 1 - 0
11. Barley 0 - 1 - 0
11. Zebra 0 - 1 - 0
11. The Sunday Group 0 - 1 - 0
11. Lewis 0 - 1 - 0
11. Slop 0 - 1 - 0
11. Pie Town 0 - 1 - 0
11. Tiptoe 0 - 1 - 0
11. Cabin Fever 0 - 1 - 0
11. Deadass Love You 0 - 1 - 0
11. Siblings 0 - 1 - 0
11. Grunch 0 - 1 - 0
TOP 10 TEAMS BASED AVERAGE VOTES PER SHOW
1. Go Dummy! 42.8
2. sCoors Light 38.0
3. Siblings 32.0
4. Hoopty 25.7
5. The Prophecy 25.7
6. Michael & Justin 23.0
7. Full of Bones 22.5
8. Steven and Patrick 22.3
9. Hell Yeah! 21.7
10. Cabin Fever 21.0
TOP 10 TEAMS BASED ON TOTAL VOTES
1. Go Dummy! 514
2. Hoopty 180
3. The Prophecy 77
4. Steven and Patrick 67
5. Hell Yeah! 65
6. Michael & Justin 46
7. Full of Bones 45
8. Mercy Santos 42
9. sCoors Light 38
10. Spaghetti 37
Next Fight on Sep 4:
CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION*
Spaghetti
"When the moon hits your titty like a piece of..."
SEASON RECORD: 2 - 0 - 0
* As far as we know, Eastern Division.
NEXT FIGHT'S CHALLENGER
Clint
"Don't write it out in capital letters. Trust us."
SEASON RECORD: 0 - 0 - 0
SCORES FROM: 2025-08-28
Scottsdale 4
Spaghetti 20