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Rankings for the 2025 Season
TEAM RANKINGS BASED WIN/LOSS/TIE RECORD
1. Go Dummy! 11 - 1 - 0
2. Hell Yeah! 2 - 1 - 0
2. The Prophecy 2 - 1 - 0
2. Steven and Patrick 2 - 1 - 0
5. Hoopty 1 - 0 - 0
6. Full of Bones 1 - 1 - 0
6. Mercy Santos 1 - 1 - 0
8. The Library 0 - 1 - 0
8. Clippy 0 - 1 - 0
8. No Panties 0 - 1 - 0
8. sCoors Light 0 - 1 - 0
8. Grunch 0 - 1 - 0
8. Big Whoop 0 - 1 - 0
8. Hundred Hand Slap 0 - 1 - 0
8. Tiptoe 0 - 1 - 0
8. The Sunday Group 0 - 1 - 0
8. Slop 0 - 1 - 0
8. Pie Town 0 - 1 - 0
8. Siblings 0 - 1 - 0
8. Deadass Love You 0 - 1 - 0
8. Cabin Fever 0 - 1 - 0
TOP 10 TEAMS BASED AVERAGE VOTES PER SHOW
1. Hoopty 49.0
2. Go Dummy! 42.8
3. sCoors Light 38.0
4. Siblings 32.0
5. The Prophecy 25.7
6. Full of Bones 22.5
7. Steven and Patrick 22.3
8. Hell Yeah! 21.7
9. Cabin Fever 21.0
10. Mercy Santos 21.0
TOP 10 TEAMS BASED ON TOTAL VOTES
1. Go Dummy! 514
2. The Prophecy 77
3. Steven and Patrick 67
4. Hell Yeah! 65
5. Hoopty 49
6. Full of Bones 45
7. Mercy Santos 42
8. sCoors Light 38
9. Siblings 32
10. Cabin Fever 21
Next Fight on Jun 26:
CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION*
Hoopty
"As seen in the OED"
SEASON RECORD: 1 - 0 - 0
* As far as we know, Eastern Division.
NEXT FIGHT'S CHALLENGER
Zebra
"Poseidon created them while trying to build a horse"
SEASON RECORD: 0 - 0 - 0
SCORES FROM: 2025-06-19
Go Dummy! 29
Hoopty 49